Cain and Abel

"Fuck you, you fat-ass bitch!"  "You're fuckin friend lies on her timecard, she's stealing from all of us," I screamed.  "I want all of my money out of the business." 

It was at this point my sister, aka fat-ass bitch ("FAB") heaved her 5'11'' 285 lbs frame at me and grabbed me by my head and started punching, while yelling that she's had enough of me.  I, of course, started punching back. 

FAB, who has 2 inches and 150 lbs on me, ultimately pinned me with her massive frame, crushing me.  She refused to get off of me.  As she's laying on top of me she's telling me how "abusive I am" and that she's "not going to take it anymore."  Since she refused to get off of me, I defended myself with the only weapon available to me:  My Teeth.  Her extremely large breasts were literally in my face and practically smothering me, so I bit her right on the boobie and held on like a dog with a bone.  FAB responded by punching me 3 times in the face, giving me a black eye, and quickly jumping off of me. 

Now, while all of this was going on, our mother, who is the epitome of maternal love and comfort was screeching "Stop it, stop it!"  That was the extent of her guidance/interference in the matter of her only children attempting to beat each others brains out.  Well, aside from her crying and begging me not to call the police and have FAB arrested for domestic violence, since as even she admitted, it had been FAB who attacked me.  I did not call the police.  I probably should have.

This is the unfortunate true story of two sisters, both grown women, one a lawyer and the other a doctor, who hate each others guts.  On this particular day, we were fighting about an employee of a business that we jointly own.  The employee is a very close friend of FAB.  This employee has been stealing from the business by intentionally falsifying her timecard (ie., only working a certain number of hours while recording that she worked more hours and thus collecting the extra income), and FAB refused to do anything about it.  But the real reason FAB and I are fighting is because FAB is angry that when we were kids our father favored me over her.  A father that has now been dead for over 11 years.  This is not a story that will probably end well.

The employee still works for the business.