Narcissistic Me

This really is ME

ME--for real.  You'll only get a peek at my eye and hat because, after all, I'm an attorney with clients and am hoping to score that cushy government job.  So for now, I shall remain anonymous.

Also for those who already figured out I'm using a nom de plume, you get a gold star on a No Shit Sherlock Certificate.

I'm Not Stupid, I'm Just A Product of the American Public School System

For everyone else who does not know what a nom de plume is, you get a dunce hat and a "F" for the day.  Now, go sit in the corner.  And "F" doesn't stand for "fantastic." 



Little Known Useless Facts About Me That No One Should Care About:

Favorite Sesame Street Character:  Oscar the Grouch.  Reasons should be self-explanatory.

Oscar, My Role Model

Favorite Food:  Sushi.  Something about raw fish flesh appeals to my pre-historic Cro-Magnon DNA

Salmon Sushi, My Fav. Yum!

Favorite Hero:  Det. Harry Callahan (aka, Dirty Harry).  Cleaned up the streets of San Francisco.  Ohhhh, the good ole' days.

Dirty Harry, Back When The SFPD Still Had Their Balls

Biggest Pet Peeve:  Political Correctness.  Which is why I work hard to be part of the problem and the root of an extremely large carbon footprint.

A Recurrent Scene Throughout My Academic Career

Contact Me:  theedgeofcrazy@hotmail.com

                       But remember I don't give free legal advice and I don't take kindly to criticism.  So unless you're contacting me to kiss my ass, then don't bother.