November 15th Is Tightfisted Scot Day

I, hereby do decree, that in honor of my grandma, M. A. Elkin, within the world of virtual space and within the world that exists in my own cerebral cortex, November 15th will forever and for all time, space and eternity be: 

Tightfisted Scot Day

By virtue of this decree, everyone is commanded to use at least one coupon today.  Everyone is also commanded to buy something in bulk and store it for the next Great Depression or Armageddon, whichever comes first 

So go forth, find a Scotsman, pay them a quarter, and then give them a big hug and say, "Happy Tightfisted Scot Day!"