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Thursday, November 11, 2010

Amazon.com Can Suck My D@#k

Well, that is if I had one.  But I'll buy one just for them...Size EXTRA-LARGE.

Everyone is weighing in on this Amazon controversy involving some disgusting book for pedophiles.  It's pissing me off so much, I gotta put in my 2 cents worth. 

Spare me your 1st Amendment bullshit.  All of us dweebie lawyers know there are exceptions to the 1st Amendment, such as those communications that may incite violence or incite criminal behavior, blaaablaaablaaabla.  I won't bore my millions of readers with legal mumbo jumbo.  To focus on a legal argument is totally missing the point.  The bottom line is this:  Amazon.com made a pure and simple business decision.  They made a choice and their choice was to create controversy and publicity.  Probably under the theory that all publicity is good publicity and thus increases their sales.  Horseshit!  They choose to make available to the buying public certain items (that I won't list here because I don't want some dumb shit to go buy it) that can be described as being in extreme bad taste at best, and outright dangerous ('dangerous' defined as: physical harm will befall an innocent person) at worst.  The fact that they have now pulled this particular book is irrelevant.

Well, Amazon.com your business model sucks ass.  Putting profits over the lives of people.  The ultimate example of blood money.  As a Children's Law Attorney, but more importantly as a Mommy, I say, "Fuck You Amazon!  I Will Never Buy Another Product From You!"  A stupid business decision on your part Amazon, you just lost a very profitable and reliable customer. 

I think I'll write a book titled, "A Lawyer's Guide to Bending Amazon.com Over and Sticking it Up Their Ass (Both Figuratively and Literally)."  Hmmmmm.....I wonder if Amazon would publish that?

1 comment:

  1. OMG - I so miss you! You got good shit here girl! You've been hiding this blog from me! I'm so glad I found it - I'll be sure to keep up from now on!

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