Yes! I am back!
Back from the abyss of nonexistence. Back from the hinterlands of academic Siberia. Back from ether world of geeks and dorks, where reading the Supreme Court Opinion regarding the Westboro Baptist Church protesting military funerals (see Snyder v. Phelps et al) is an exciting literary adventure in First Amendment U.S. Constitutional Law. For those legal dorks who truly want to sink their teeth into the meat of the Snyder case, they even actually read Alito dissenting opinion.
So for those out of the know, yes, I just got done taking the California State Bar. Every state has it's own requirements to practice law, so just because your licensed to practice in one state doesn't mean your licensed to practice in another. And California's test is mother fuckin bitch from the pit of hell. I spent the last two months studying for this fuckin test and I truly believe that as a result of sending my neurons into overdrive for long periods of time this use has caused me to lose brain cells that I actually need to function. For example, I now walk into room and within 10 seconds I've forgotten what the hell I went into that room for. But I still can tell you the statutory requirements for a valid will in California. Thank you, California State Bar.
I won't know if I passed until May. If I passed then 'hooray' for me. If I didn't, I don't want to hear one goddamned word about it because that means I'll be studying for the July test...again...and I'm not going to be in a good mood. So until May, I'm here to stay...enlightening, pontificating and reveling in the fact that I'm not studying for that fucking test again.
Back from the abyss of nonexistence. Back from the hinterlands of academic Siberia. Back from ether world of geeks and dorks, where reading the Supreme Court Opinion regarding the Westboro Baptist Church protesting military funerals (see Snyder v. Phelps et al) is an exciting literary adventure in First Amendment U.S. Constitutional Law. For those legal dorks who truly want to sink their teeth into the meat of the Snyder case, they even actually read Alito dissenting opinion.
So for those out of the know, yes, I just got done taking the California State Bar. Every state has it's own requirements to practice law, so just because your licensed to practice in one state doesn't mean your licensed to practice in another. And California's test is mother fuckin bitch from the pit of hell. I spent the last two months studying for this fuckin test and I truly believe that as a result of sending my neurons into overdrive for long periods of time this use has caused me to lose brain cells that I actually need to function. For example, I now walk into room and within 10 seconds I've forgotten what the hell I went into that room for. But I still can tell you the statutory requirements for a valid will in California. Thank you, California State Bar.
I won't know if I passed until May. If I passed then 'hooray' for me. If I didn't, I don't want to hear one goddamned word about it because that means I'll be studying for the July test...again...and I'm not going to be in a good mood. So until May, I'm here to stay...enlightening, pontificating and reveling in the fact that I'm not studying for that fucking test again.
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