Wise In The Ways of Science

"Who is this young lad who is so wise in the ways of science?" 

It is Pablo.  Pablo of the Central Valley.  A young lad of 11 years, who's ancestry is so mixed he makes a mutt look like a thoroughbred.  The mixture is through no fault of his mother's unassailable Celtic DNA, but instead the byproduct of his mother's love and lust for an Italian/Portuguese/German/Russian Roman Catholic Swede that she bagged on a beach in Greece.

Pablo just spent the entire last week away at 6th Grade Science Camp in the Sierra Mountains.  It was the first time he has ever been to camp.  He was excited to go away to camp, but extremely anxious to come home.  Prior to camp, Pablo contemplated a future career in science, now he says he just wants to live with his mommy forever.

Pablo has no daring adventures to tell, except that he swung into an ice cold river on a rope swing, lost a baby tooth, and became severely constipated as a result of his aversion to porta-pottys.  However, he did go hoarse from yelling loudly during Wednesday Skit Night and as a direct consequence of this hoarseness and oncoming puberty, his voice changed into what all the girls described as "Justin Bieber like."  The girls swarmed him and continually wanted him to "say something" in his now "sexy" Justin Bieber voice.  Which Pablo says he enjoyed.

Pablo swears that for now on he will only experience science in the comfort of a temperature-controled classroom setting, with sanitary restrooms near by.

Pablo is a wise lad.