Superhero Origins of Super Miss G

The Phenomenal and Supernatural Superhero Origins of an Extraordinary 5 Year Old Girl

SUPER MISS G:  Disguised as an ordinary Kindergartner

Portraying a mild mannered ordinary Kindergartner by day, Super Miss G is anything but ordinary.

Super Miss G was born in Canada to a wolf family who loved her very much.  Her wolf family taught her hunting and survival skills, it was from them that she derived her superhero powers.  Miss G gains super human strength from the beautiful colors of Pink and Purple.  Miss G possess the amazing powers of deduction that allows her to understand subtle nuances in speech that adults often use while feebly attempting to trick the average child.  Miss G is also well versed in the powers of mind control and the martial arts, with an emphasis on the utilization of her "extra cuteness," which she applies purely for the purposes of snuffing out evil.

The Evil Lady Gaga

Super Miss G lived with her loving Canadian wolf family until a day came in which their peaceful serenity was shattered.  A mistress of evil appeared one day in the middle of the Canadian wilderness.  This mistress of evil's name is:  Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga mercilessly murdered her innocent Canadian wolf family with poison arrows. Super Miss G, then orphaned, hiked all the way from Canada to California, where she met up with me, The Elk, my husband Big Daddy and our three other children: The Mole Sniper, Cap'n Hindsight and The General.  It was our family who adopted her as our own. Since the time of the adoption, Miss G has renounced her Canadian citizenship and became an American.  But Super Miss G has never forgotten the love she has for her wolf family and vows vengeance against Lady Gaga.  Hence, Super Miss G will not rest until her arch nemesis, the evil Lady Gaga, is vanquished and the world is made safe for wolves and kindergartners.


Stay tuned for the next episode in which Super Miss G will confront her arch nemesis in: 

Super Miss G vs. Lady Gaga